WorldMate CEO blog – Nadav Gur

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Something for the Israelis

Oh my, it's been so long, I feel I really have to make amends somehow. So here's one way to do it, and thanks to Eyran Blumberg!

A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful
woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.

He decides because she's that pretty, she's probably an off-duty flight
attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying
the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto 'We love to fly
and it shows'.

The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto 'Winning the
hearts of the world'.

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto
'Going beyond expectations'.

The woman looks at him and says 'What the fuck do you want?'

'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. 'EL-AL'.